♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half-shell Turtle power! ♪
♪ They're the world's Most fearsome fighting team ♪
We're really hip.
♪ They're heroes In the half-shell ♪
♪ And they're green ♪
Hey, get a grip.
♪ When the evil Shredder Attacks ♪
♪ These Turtle boys Don't cut him no slack ♪
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Splinter taught them to be Ninja teens ♪
He's a radical rat.
♪ Leonardo leads Donatello does machines ♪
That's a fact, Jack.
♪ Raphael is cool but crude ♪ Give me a break.
♪ Michelangelo is a party Dude ♪ Party!
♪ Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ♪
♪ Heroes in a half-shell ♪
♪ Turtle power! ♪
[♪♪♪]
[POLICE SIRENS BLARING DISTANTLY]
This jewelry store is where
the Mole Squad pulled their most recent heist.
LEONARDO: Now I see why
they call themselves the Mole Squad.
They've been digging their way into banks
and stores throughout the city.
Maybe we can lead you to them.
And right to a Channel 6 exclusive.
Okay, doc,
we've given you all the gear you need.
Now where's our goodies?
But-- The Sonic Pulverizer isn't ready.
That's Dr. Floyd O'Toole, the scientist.
Well, he's been missing for weeks.
[LAUGHS]
With this gizmo,
we'll be able to dig through anything.
LEONARDO: I hope you dig splitting headaches.
[ALL GRUNT]
All right, you moles,
Us moles can burrow right wethrough your crummy shells.
Whoa!
[GRUNTING]
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH GRUNT]
[GASPS]
My Sonic Pulverizer.
I never intended for it to hurt anyone.
To the mole hole.
Hurry!
[EXPLOSION]
DONATELLO: Come on. We can follow them.
RAPHAEL: Uh, anybody got a shovel?
I got it all on tape, guys.
Oh, this is horrible.
Horrible!
Oh, I don't know.
A few curtains, a little wallpaper--
Could be really cozy.
No. I mean my Sonic Pulverizer.
Every time I turn around,
some criminal is trying to use one of my inventions
as a weapons.
Well, this is the last straw.
I'm giving up science.
I'll gather up all my notes and plans
and destroy them.
I'll become a claims adjuster.
No, an insurance salesman.
That's it!
Take these until I can gather up
the rest of notes from my lab.
Guard them with your lives.
Especially this videocassette.
It's the only record of the plans for my Hover Thruster.
My greatest invention yet.
Promise me you'll guard it
until I can get back to you.
Well, we better get this stuff back to the lair.
And I'd better get back to Channel 6.
I've got a story to get on the air.
Uh, April, don't forget your tape.
Thanks, guys.
Catch you on the news.
[♪♪♪]
Can you imagine wanting to destroy
all this scientific knowledge?
Yeah, that Dr. O'Toole sure pulled
a sudden career switch, huh?
Mondo midlife crisis, dude.
Still, it is his decision.
We must respect his wishes
and guard these papers.
And this videotape.
I don't understand why he's so upset, sensei.
After all, not all inventions are dangerous.
Yours are. They always blow up.
Well, that's not what I meant.
Take my new Transdimensional Communicator for example.
Transdimensional Communicator?
Yeah, I invented it so we could stay in touch
with the Neutrinos.
Whoa. We haven't heard from those space dudes
in ages.
Well, what are we waiting for?
Let's give them a shout on the Transdimensional horn.
[♪♪♪]
KALA: It's sure good to hear
from you crazy reptiles.
But right now we gotta zap.
We've got Rock Soldiers on our tails.
We'll catch you later alligators.
ZAK: Come on, Neutrinos.
Let's burn ions.
Rev it up, cats.
The squares are gaining on us.
Stay cool.
We'll duck in behind that big space rock.
ZAK: Uh-oh. General Traag.
TRAAG: At last. Neutrinos.
[LAUGHS]
The fun's over.
[♪♪♪]
Uh-huh, she's gone.
Now I can find out about this mysterious story
she's been working on.
April's minicam.
This must be it.
Whatever it is.
What if I just scooped her on it.
Oh, that would be low.
Awful. Horrible.
[LAUGHS]
I'll do it.
Cue this up.
I'm going on the air with it.
ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin.
This is Vernon Fenwick with an exclusive story
which reveals the shocking truth about, uh--
You just have to see for yourself.
This is the schematic for my Hover Thruster engine.
The key to this design is a highly resilient housing
with a modified crossed design.
What in the world is that?
KRANG: It looks like the design
for a highly compact, super-powerful jet thruster.
This gives the engine a stress vector quotient of 92.
Uh, sorry, wrong tape.
We'll have that story later.
Blast! If I'm right,
that engine is powerful enough to lift the entire Technodrome.
We would be invincible once more.
You must go to Channel 6 and get that tape.
Hold it! If we attack Channel 6
we'll have those miserable turtles all over us.
Lord Krang.
Yes? Oh, Traag.
Make it quick.
Good news, sire.
We've finally captured the Neutrinos.
Shredder, that's it.
Standby, Traag. I want those brats.
Activate the Transdimensional Portal.
TRAAG: Your prisoners, Lord Krang.
But how are these three going to help us?
They're friends of those wretched reptiles.
Yeah. We'll never help you dirtbags.
And we'd never hurt the turtles.
By the time I'm through with you,
you'll want to tear them apart.
ZAK: Cats, I get the feeling
we're not gonna like this.
Now, to activate
the Neuralizer.
Suddenly, I feel really bad.
Yeah. I feel like breaking stuff.
[SNICKERS]
I feel like doing some crimes.
Now go. And take out all your newfound aggression
on those rotten turtles.
DASK: Yeah.
Let's bust some shell, man.
Well, what are you waiting for?
Go get the turtles.
Don't boss me around, you cube.
There's plenty of trouble I can cause
right here.
Oh, darn. Darn it, darn!
She's going to ruin everything.
Stop her, Shredder. Stop her.
Bebop, Rocksteady,
go get her.
I'm still worried about the Neutrinos.
Hey, it's them, the Neutrinos.
How did they get here?
Dudes, are we glad to see you.
TURTLES: Whoa!
Was it something I said?
LEONARDO: I don't know.
But I get the impression
this isn't a friendly visit.
[♪♪♪]
Neutrinos, what's gotten into you?
I thought we were buds, buds.
ZAK: We aren't buds.
DASK: We're bad.
These turtles bug me, man.
They really bug me.
[ALL SCREAM]
That takes care of them.
Now, let's go get some real kicks.
[MICHELANGELO GRUNTING]
Come on, compadres.
It takes more than a few tons of rock
to stop us turtles.
Yeah. We're that thickheaded.
There's something very fishy going on here.
One minute the Neutrinos
are being chased by Rock Soldiers in Dimension X,
and then suddenly they're totally evil.
You're thinking Krang and Shredder.
Your trophy is in the mail.
[♪♪♪]
BEBOP: Man, she's gonna wreck the whole joint
if we don't stop her.
Out of my way, you mutant squares.
[BEBOP SNORTS]
That's enough, girlie.
Beat it, you cube.
Ooh, come on.
We can stop her.
BEBOP: Oh, no, we can't.
[BOTH SCREAM]
[LOUD WARBLING NOISE]
Hey, what--?
What's going on?
Uh-oh. I gotta get out of here.
[ENGINE STARTS]
ROCKSTEADY: Ooh, come back you.
BOTH: Uh-oh.
Uh, everything's okay, boss.
Uh, we got rid of that Neutrino girl.
Now you can get that tape from Channel 6.
[♪♪♪]
Tear it up, hepcat.
[TIRES SCREECH]
DONATELLO: All right, Neutrinos
We don't wanna hurt you,
but we've gotta stop you.
Follow them! I don't think this
is the drive-through window, dude.
[TIRES SCREECH]
I don't know who's doing more damage,
us or them?
[TIRES SCREECH]
We're cornered.
DASK: We've got those squares
where we want them.
It's Kala.
Now we're really cooked.
Back off you guys.
ZAK: We're outnumbered, man.
DASK: Yeah, the chick's a traitor.
ZAK: Let's cut off.
DASK: But we'll be back.
LEONARDO: Kala, you're all right.
DONATELLO: But what gives with the others?
Krang brought us to the Technodrome
and used some rays that, like,
zapped our minds, man.
But how did you get over it?
It was--
Uh, I can't remember.
DONATELLO: Well, you've gotta remember, Kala.
It's our only hope of getting Dask and Zak
back to normal.
APRIL: Do you mean to tell me
that you took a tape
of a top-secret invention
and broadcasted it all over town?
Well, I only aired a minute of it.
Nice going, Vernon.
Dr. O'Toole was very worried about his design
falling into the wrong hands.
[LAUGHS]
Oh, don't be ridiculous, April.
I want that tape.
Sure. No problem.
Tie the others up.
We don't want the turtles finding out we were here.
Oh, boy.
♪ We get to tie up April ♪
I love being a bad guy.
Oh, what--? What about me?
You're going to tell us where to find
the Hover Thruster's inventor,
once we get you to the Technodrome.
Oh, but I don't know anything.
SHREDDER: That's never stopped you
from talking before.
LEONARDO: Think, Kala.
Was it a bright light?
KALA: Uh... DONATELLO: Or intense heat?
...uh... MICHELANGELO: Or cold?
...uh...
Did somebody splash you with water?
...uh-- Was it some kind of gas?
Uh-- I don't know! I don't know!
[ALL SHOUTING AT ONCE]
Try. [WHISTLES]
One at a time.
That's it.
The whistle.
That makes sense.
I read somewhere that high-frequency sounds
can affect the brains neurotransmitters.
Are you thinking what I think you're thinking?
The Sonic Pulverizer.
We're gonna have to find the Mole Squad's main hideout
and get it away from them.
DONATELLO: It should be easy to find them with the porta-tracker.
RAPHAEL: Yeah. Then comes the hard part.
KRANG: It's so brilliantly simple.
I'll have the Hover Thruster complete
in a matter of hours.
What about the reporter?
I want this Dr. O'Toole.
He's a brilliant scientist
who could be very helpful to us, Shredder.
And he's going to tell me,
even if I have to extract
the information from his brain.
MOLE: We'll come up through the ground
and clean the museum out.
Boys, with this Sonic Pulverizer,
no place in the city will be safe from us.
Correction. No place in the city will be safe for you.
It's time for maximum payback.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH SCREAM]
[WHIRRING]
Taste turtle steel, dirt-breath.
[MOLE GRUNTS]
[SNICKERING]
Now what are you going to do, turtle, huh?
Oh, something like this.
Hyah! Huh?
Catch.
Got it.
KALA: I did what you guys said.
I pretended to make up with Dask and Zak,
and told them I'd help zap you cats.
Then they should be here any minute.
Better step it up, Donatello.
I've gotta make sure this thing puts out the right frequency
without pulverizing the Neutrinos.
Okay. It's done.
RAPHAEL: Good. Because here they come.
DASK: Okay, kitten,
where are those unhip turtles?
Right here, Dask.
You know, suddenly I'd wish I had time
to test these modifications.
ZAK: Kala betrayed us again.
Let's nail those finger-popping squares.
Uh, guys, it's not working.
Why do these things always happen
right before the commercial, hm?
[♪♪♪]
Sorry. This sonic device just isn't working.
Oh, now he tells us.
Kala, you'll have to hold them off
until Donatello can get it working.
I'm on it, hepcats.
[♪♪♪]
[ALL SCREAM]
April.
What happened here?
Who did this to you?
How long have you been tied up?
[MUFFLED GRUNTS]
Oh, right.
You can't talk.
[GASPS]
Get me loose, Irma.
I've gotta contact the turtles.
No. That's not it.
[TURTLECOM BEEPS]
APRIL: Guys, it's--
This isn't a good time, April.
Okay, Kala. This is it.
Got it.
[SONIC BUZZING]
I feel real
cool, man.
KALA: Dask, Zak, you're okay.
DASK: Thanks to you turtles.
Dudes, it looks like everything's gonna be okay.
[TURTLECOM BEEPS]
APRIL: Uh, guys, remember me?
Huh? Oh, right.
What is it, April?
Oh, nothing much.
Except Shredder's got that videotape
of Dr. O'Toole's plans,
and he's probably using them for some evil scheme right now.
Oh, and he kidnapped Vernon.
How did he get that tape?
It's in the lair with Master Splinter.
Oh, no, it isn't.
We must have accidentally switched tapes somehow.
You know what this means?
We're gonna have to break into the Technodrome.
Yeah. And stop Krang and Shredder
from using that invention. Whatever it is.
We can get you cats to the Technodrome in our StarMobiles.
[♪♪♪]
KRANG: The Hover Thruster is complete.
We must take it to the engine room
at the base of the Technodrome
and install it at once.
So, uh, as a news-type person,
you know all about these cameras and gizmos, huh?
Uh, well, I never was much good
with mechanical things.
So how'd you like to do a hard-hitting news documentary
about us? Uh-huh.
You?
Uh, that's right.
I think the general public deserves a glimpse
of our fascinating lifestyle.
Uh, but I'm not qualified to, uh--
[NERVOUS CHUCKLE]
From which side
do you like to be photographed?
KRANG: Those power cells
should give the Hover Thruster plenty of juice.
There. It's powered up.
Ooh, let's go to the control cockpit and try it out.
LEONARDO: All right. We're here.
Now all we have to do is--
[LOUD RUMBLE] RAPHAEL: What's going on?
I think the Technodrome is...
rising.
KRANG: It works.
The Technodrome arises!
We'll fly straight to the city
and bombard it into submission.
But how could the Technodrome be flying?
The plans on the tape
must be for an engine powerful enough
to lift the entire Technodrome.
We're gonna have to split up.
This is the Hover Thruster, all right.
I've gotta find a way to disable it for good.
Oh, this power cell should do the trick.
And I could probably whip up a timer
with some of the junk around here.
But the Technodrome is rising fast.
How will we get out?
Got it.
[TURTLECOM BEEPS] April, come in.
APRIL: What's up, Donatello?
If you want the scoop of the century,
head out to the waters just east of the harbor.
I'll take the Channel 6 news chopper.
I was hoping you'd say that.
So that basically sums up, uh,
the first six years of my life.
[SNORTS] Uh,
then, when I started walking--
When we get through with you,
you'll be lucky if you can even crawl.
Oh, heavens.
I'm saved.
BOTH: Get them!
[ALL GRUNTING]
LEONARDO: Okay, Neutrinos.
Time to go back to Dimension X.
Goodbye, daddy-o.
And thanks for everything.
We'll miss you crazy turtles.
Now to shut the portal down and get out of--
Whoa!
So where's this big story?
IRMA: That I would call a big story.
There it's set. [ALARM BLARING]
I just hope the others haven't run into any trouble.
[LEONARDO GRUNTING]
There going to throw me, uh,
into Dimension X.
DASK: We saw you through the portal, man.
And we had to lend a hand.
After all, you helped us.
KALA: Dig you cats later.
APRIL: I don't believe it.
The Technodrome is flying.
Is this ever news!
Yeah. Bad news.
There.
[LAUGHS]
Yeah. I knew this tape Vernon shot
of you two idiots would be good for something.
Ooh, you little creeps.
That was gonna be our big publicity coup.
Okay. Let's grab Dr. O'Toole's tape and get--
Uh, hey, guys,
did you know the Technodrome
is a half-mile up in the air
and, uh, well,
heading for the city?
Um, no.
Could you hum a few bars?
What are you guys just hanging around for?
We've gotta get out of here.
Uh, like how?
[TURTLECOM BEEPS] April, move in close.
We need a lift.
[HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING]
I tell you, I can't do this.
Uh-huh, you wanna spend the rest of your life
in the Technodrome, Vernon?
Uh, well, maybe I can do this.
Hang on tight, folks.
MICHELANGELO: Cowabunga!
[ALARM BLARING]
[CACKLING]
And once we've crushed this miserable planet...
We'll head into outer space
and find new worlds to conquer.
[EXPLOSION] What was that?
We're going down!
What the devil happened?
We're back under water.
KRANG: Worse than that,
we're upside down.
Well, dudette, now that everything's back to normal,
we'll just be saying adios.
There you are.
I've been looking all over for you.
Where's my tape?
Got it right here, doc.
What's it doing here,
in a newsroom of all places?
Don't you realize that the Hover Thruster
could be very dangerous if it fell into the wrong hands?
Um, yes. The idea crossed our minds.
Hm. I'm going to destroy this tape
and get on with my new life.
Uh, which reminds me.
Have you ever considered the peace of mind
that a good life-insurance policy brings?
[ALL GROANING]
[♪♪♪]